Robot 734 Coffee Quest

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Claymation (Stop Motion): In a quirky, cluttered garage workshop somewhere in rural Finland, a wide shot reveals a crudely built clay robot with mismatching parts — a lightbulb arm, potato-masher leg, and one glowing googly eye — staring forlornly at a broken wrench on the floor. The space is filled with shelves of spare parts, dangling tools, and an old radio softly playing iskelmä music. The camera slowly zooms in on the robot’s clay face, which contorts into a perfectly comical frown. A robotic, monotone voice echoes from deep within: “Yksikkö 734 raportoi… tarkoitus tuntematon. Jakoavain… epäkunnossa.” A faint whirring of internal gears follows, ending in a sad little boop-beep. Suddenly, the door creaks open. In steps an eccentric Finnish inventor, wearing oversized glasses and a vintage Marimekko shirt covered in grease stains. Her wild yarn hair bounces as she strides in, holding a steaming cup of Juhla Mokka. She spots the robot and grins cheerfully: “Hölynpölyä, 734! Sun tehtävä on hakea mun kahvi!” The robot’s eye twitches. Then its pupils dilate. Slowly, its eyes widen as it intones with a hint of wonder: “Kahvi… uusi käsky havaittu. Etsitään lähin kofeiinilähde.” Cut to black with dramatic orchestral sting. Fade in text: “Tulee pian. Vain Yle Areenassa.”